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The Late Lancashire Witches

Edited by H. Ostovich


The late Lancashire
VVITCHES.

A well received Comedy, lately
Acted at the Globe on the Banke-ſide,
by the Kings Majesties
Actors.

WRITTEN,
By THOM. HEYVVOOD,
AND
RICHARD BROOME.

Aut prodeſſe ſolent, aut delectare.

LONDON,
Printed by Thomas Harper for Benjamin Fiſher,
and are to be ſold at his Shop at the Signe of the
Talbot, without Alderſgate.
1634.

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THE PROLOGVE.

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COrrantoes failing, and no foot poſt late
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Poſſeſſing us with Newes of forraine State,
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No accidents abroad worthy Relation
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Arriving here, we are forc’d from our owne
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Nation
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To ground the Scene that’s now in agitation.
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The Project unto many here well knowne;
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Thoſe Witches the fat Iaylor brought to Towne,
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An Argument ſo thin, perſons ſo low
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Can neither yeeld much matter, nor great ſhow.
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Expect no more than can from ſuch be rais’d,
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So may the Scene paſſe pardon’d, though not prais’d.
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ACTVS, I. SCENA, I.
Enter Maſter Arthur, Mr. Shakſtone, Mr. Bantam :
(as from hunting.)

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Arthur.WAs ever ſport of expectation,
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Thus croſt in th’ height.
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Shak.Tuſh theſe are accidents, all game is
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Arth.So you may call them (ſubject to.
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Chances, or croſſes, or what elſe you pleaſe,
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But for my part, Ile hold them prodigies,
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As things tranſcending Nature.
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Bantam.O you ſpeake this,
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Becauſe a Hare hath croſt you.
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Arth.A Hare? a Witch, or rather a Divell I think.
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For tell me Gentlemen, was’t poſſible
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In ſuch a faire courſe, and no covert neere,
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We in purſuit, and ſhe in conſtant view,
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Our eyes not wandring but all bent that way,
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The Dogs in chaſe, ſhe ready to be ceas’d,
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And at the inſtant, when I durſt have layd
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My life to gage, my Dog had pincht her, then
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To vaniſh into nothing!
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Shak.Somewhat ſtrange, but not as you inforce it.
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Arth.Make it plaine
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That I am in an error, ſure I am
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That I about me have no borrow’d eyes.
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They are mine owne, and Matches.
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Bant.She might find ſome Muſe as then not viſible to us,
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And eſcape that way.
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Shak,Perhaps ſome Foxe had earth’d there,
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And though it be not common, for I ſeldome
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Have knowne or heard the like, there ſquat her ſelfe,
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And ſo her ſcape appeare but Naturall,
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Which you proclaime a Wonder.
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Arth.Well well Gentlemen, be you of your own faith, but
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And is to me apparent, being in ſence, (what I ſee
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Mywits about me, no way toſt nor troubled,
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To that will I give credit.
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Banth.Come, come, all men
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Were never of one minde, nor I of yours.
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Shak.To leave this argument, are you reſolv’d
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Where we ſhall dine to day?
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Arth.Yes where we purpos’d.
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Banth.That was with Maſter Generous.
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Arth.True, the ſame.
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And where a loving welcome is preſum’d,
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Whoſe liberall Table’s never unprepar’d,
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Nor he of gueſts unfurniſht, of his meanes,
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There’s none can beare it with a braver port,
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And keepe his ſtate unſhaken, one who ſels not
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Nor covets he to purchaſe, holds his owne
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Without oppreſſing others, alwayes preſt
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To indeere to him any knowne Gentleman
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In whom he finds good parts.
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Bantham.A Character not common in this age.
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Arth.I cannot wind him up
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Vnto the leaſt part of his noble worth.
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Tis far above my ſtrength.Enter Whetſtone.
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Shak.See who comes yonder,
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A fourth, to make us a full Meſſe of gueſts
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At Maſter Generous Table.
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Arth.Tuſh let him paſſe,
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He is not worth our luring, a meere Coxcombe,
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It is a way to call our wits in queſtion,
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To have him ſeene amongſt us.
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Bant.He hath ſpy’d us, there is no way to evade him.
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Arth.That’s my griefe; a moſt notorious lyar, out upõ him,
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Shak.Let’s ſet the beſt face on’t.
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Whet.What Gentlemen? all mine old acquaintance?
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A whole triplicity of friends together? nay then
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’Tis three to one we ſhall not ſoone part Company.
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Shak.Sweet Mr. Whetſtone.
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Bant.Dainty Mr. Whetſtone.
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Arth.Delicate Maſter Whetſtone.
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Whet.You ſay right, Mr. Whetſtone I have bin, Mr. Whet-
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ſtone I am, and Mr. Whetſtone I ſhall be, and thoſe that know me,
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know withall that I have not my name for nothing, I am hee
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whom all the brave Blades of the Country uſe to whet their
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wits upon; ſweet Mr. Shakton, dainty Mr. Bantham, and dainty
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Mr. Arthur, and how, and how, what all luſtick, all froligozone?
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I know, you are going to my Vncles to dinner, and ſo am I too,
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What ſhall we all make one randevous there,
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You need not doubt of your welcome.
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Shak.No doubt at all kind Mr. Whetſtone; but we have not
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ſeene you of late, you are growne a great ſtranger amongſt us,
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I deſire ſometimes to give you a viſit; I pray where do you lye?
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Whet.Where doe I lye? why ſometimes in one place, and
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then againe in another, I love to ſhift lodgings; but moſt con-
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ſtantly, whereſoere I dine or ſup, there doe I lye?
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Arth.I never heard that word proceed from him
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I durſt call truth till now.
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Whet.But where ſo ever I lye ’tis no matter for that,
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I pray you ſay, and ſay truth, are not you three now
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Going to dinner to my Vncles?
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Bant.I thinke you are a Witch Maſter Whetſtone.
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Whet.How? A Witch Gentlemen? I hope you doe not
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meane to abuſe me, though at this time (if report be true there
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are too many of them here in our Country) but I am ſure I look
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like no ſuch ugly Creature.
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Shak.It ſeemes then you are of opinion that there are Wit-
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ches, for mine own part, I can hardly be induc’d to think there
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is any ſuch kinde of people.
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Whet.No ſuch kinde of people! I pray you tell me Gentle-
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men, did never any one of you know my Mother?
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Arth.Why was your Mother a Witch?
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Whet.I doe not ſay as Witches goe now a dayes, for they
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for the moſt part are ugly old Beldams, but ſhe was a luſty
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young Laſſe, and by her owne report, by her beauty and faire
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lookes bewitcht my Father.
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Bant.It ſeemes then your Mother was rather a yong wan-
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ton wench, than an old wither’d witch.
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Whet.You ſay right, and know withall I come of two an-
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cient Families, for as I am a Whetſtone by the Mother-ſide, ſo
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I am a By-blow by the Fathers.
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Arth.It appeares then by your diſcourſe, that you came in
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at the window.
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Whet.I would have you thinke I ſcorne like my Granams
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Cat to leape over the Hatch.
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Shak.He hath confeſt himſelfe to be a Baſtard.
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Arth.And I beleeve’t as a notorious truth.
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Whet.Howſoever I was begot, here you ſee I am,
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And if my Parents went to it without feare or wit,
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What can I helpe it.
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Arth.Very probable, for as he was got without feare,
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So it is apparent he was borne without wit.
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Whet.Gentlemen, it ſeemes you have ſome private buſineſſe
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amongſt your ſelves, which I am not willing to interrupt, I
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know not how the day goes with you, but for mine owne part,
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my ſtomacke is now much upon 12. You know what houre
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my Vncle keepes, and I love ever to bee ſet before the firſt
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grace, I am going before, ſpeake, ſhall I acquaint him with
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your comming after?
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Shak.We meane this day to ſee what fare he keepes.
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Whet.And you know it is his cuſtome to fare well,
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And in that reſpect I think I may be his kinſman,
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And ſo farewell Gentlemen, Ile be your fore-runner,
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To give him notice of your viſite.
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Bant.And ſo intyre us to you.
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Shak.Sweet Mr. Whetſtone.
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Arth.Kind Mr. Byblow.
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Whet.I ſee you are perfect both in my name & ſirname; I have
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bin ever bound unto you, for which I will at this time be your
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Noverint,and give him notice that you Vniverſi will bee with
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him per prœſentes, and that I take to be preſently.Exit.
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Arth.Farewell As in prœſenti.
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Shak.It ſeemes hee’s peece of a Scholler.
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Arth.What becauſe he hath read a little Scriveners Latine,
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hee never proceeded farther in his Accidence than to Mentiri
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non eſt meum; and that was ſuch a hard Leſſon to learne, that
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he ſtucke at mentiri;and cu’d never reach to non eſt meum:
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ſince, a meere Ignaro, and not worth acknowledgement.
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Bant.Are theſe then the beſt parts he can boaſt of?
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Arth.As you ſee him now, ſo ſhall you finde him ever: all in
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one ſtrain, there is one only thing which I wonder he left out.
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Shak.And what might that be.
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Arth.Of the ſame affinity with the reſt.
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At every ſecond word, he his commonly boaſting
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either of his Aunt or his Vncle.
Enter Mr. Generous.
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Bant.You name him in good time, ſee where he comes.
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Gener.Gentlemen, Welcome, t’is a word I uſe,
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From me expect no further complement:
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Nor do I name it often at one meeting,
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Once ſpoke (to thoſe that underſtand me beſt,
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And know I alwaies purpoſe as I ſpeake)
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Hath ever yet ſuffiz’d: ſo let it you;
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Nor doe I love that common phraſe of gueſts,
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As we make bold, or we are troubleſome,
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Wee take you unprovided, and the like;
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I know you underſtanding Gentlemen,
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And knowing me, cannot perſuade your ſelves
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With me you ſhall be troubleſome or bold,
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But ſtill provided for my worthy friends,
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Amongſt whom you are liſted.
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Arth.Noble ſir,
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You generouſly inſtruct us, and to expreſſe
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We can be your apt ſchollers: in a word
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Wee come to dine with you.
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Gener.And Gentlemen, ſuch plainneſſe doth beſt pleaſe me, I
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Of ſo much by my kinſman, and to ſhow (had notice
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How lovingly I tooke it, inſtantly
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Roſe from my chayre to meet you at the gate,
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And be my ſelfe your uſher; nor ſhall you finde
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Being ſet to meat, that i’le excuſe your fare,
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Or ſay, I am ſory it falls out ſo poore;
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And had I knowne your comming wee’d have had
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Such things and ſuch, nor blame my Cooke, to ſay
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This diſh or that hath not bin ſauc’ſt with care:
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Words, fitting beſt a common Hoſteſſe mouth,
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When ther’s perhaps ſome juſt cauſe of diſlike
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But not the table of a Gentleman;
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Nor is it my wives cuſtome; in a word, take what you find, & ſo
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Arth.Sir without flattery
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You may be call’d the ſole ſurviving ſonne
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Of long ſince baniſht Hoſpitality.
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Gener.In that you pleaſe me not: But Gentlemen
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I hope to be beholden unto you all,
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Which if I proove, Ile be a gratefull debtor.
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Bant.Wherein good ſir.
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Gener.I ever ſtudied plaineneſſe, and truth withall.
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Shak.I pray expreſſe your ſelfe.
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Gener.In few I ſhall. I know this youth to whom my wife
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Is (as you needs muſt finde him) weake and ſhallow: (is Aunt
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Dull, as his name, and what for kindred ſake
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We note not, or at leaſt, are loath to ſee,
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Is unto ſuch well-knowing Gentlemen
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Moſt groſſely viſible: If for my ſake
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You will but ſeeme to winke at theſe his wants,
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At leaſt at table before us his friends,
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I ſhall receive it as a courteſie
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Not ſoone to be forgot.
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Arth.Preſume it ſir.
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Gener.Now when you pleaſe pray Enter Gentlemen.
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Arth.Would theſe my friends prepare the way before,
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To be reſolved of one thing before dinner
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Would ſomething adde unto mine appetite,
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Shall I intreat you ſo much.
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Bant.O ſir you may command us.
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Gener.I’th meane time
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Prepare your ſtomackes with a bowle of Sacke.Exit Bant.
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My Cellar can affoord it; now Mr. Arthur& Shak.
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Pray freely ſpeake your thoughts.
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Arth.I come not ſir
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To preſſe a promiſe from you, tak’t not ſo,
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Rather to prompt your memory in a motion
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Made to you not long ſince.
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Gener.Waſt not about
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A Mannor, the beſt part of your eſtate,
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Morgag’d to one ſlips no advantages
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Which you would have redeem’d.
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Arth.True ſir the ſame.
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Gener.And as I rhinke, I promiſt at that time
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To become bound with you, or if the uſurer
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(A baſe, yet the beſt title I can give him)
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Perhaps ſhould queſtion that ſecurity,
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To have the money ready. Waſt not ſo?
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Arth.It was to that purpoſe wee diſcourſt.
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Gener.Provided, to have the Writings in my cuſtody.
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Elſe how ſhould I ſecure mine owne eſtate.
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Arth.To denie that, I ſhould appeare toth’ World
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Stupid, and of no braine.
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Gener.Your monie’s ready.
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Arth.And I remaine a man oblig’d to you.
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Beyond all utterance.
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Gener.Make then your word good
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By ſpeaking it no further, onely this,
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It ſeemes your uncle you truſted in ſo far
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Hath failed your expectation.
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Arth.Sir he hath, not that he is unwilling or unable,
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But at this time unfit to be ſolicited;
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For to the Countries wonder, and my ſorrow,
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Hee is much to be pitied.
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Gener.Why I intreat you.
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Arth.Becauſe hee’s late become the ſole diſcourſe
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Of all the countrey; for of a man reſpected
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For his diſcretion and knowne gravitie,
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As maſter of a govern’d Family,
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The houſe (as if the ridge were fixt below,
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And groundſils lifted up to make the roofe)
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All now turn’d topſie turvy.
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Gener.Strange, but how?
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Arth.In ſuch a retrograde & prepoſterous way
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As ſeldome hath bin heard of. I thinke never.
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Gener.Can you diſcourſe the manner?
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Arth.The good man, in all obedience kneeles vnto his ſon,
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Hee with an auſtere brow commands his father.
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The wife preſumes not in the daughters ſight
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Without a prepared courteſie. The girle, ſhee
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Expects it as a dutie; chides her mother
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Who quakes and trembles at each word ſhe ſpeaks,
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And what’s as ſtrange, the Maid ſhe dominiers
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O’re her yong miſtris, who is aw’d by her.
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The ſon to whom the Father creeps and bends,
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Stands in as much feare of the groome his man.
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All in ſuch rare diſorder, that in ſome
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As it breeds pitty, and in others wonder;
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So in the moſt part laughter.
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Gener.How thinke you might this come.
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Arth.T’is thought by Witchcraft.
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Gener.They that thinke ſo dreame,
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For my beliefe is, no ſuch thing can be,
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A madneſſe you may call it: Dinner ſtayes,
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That done, the beſt part of the afternoone
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Wee’le ſpend about your buſineſſe.Exeunt.
Enter old Seely and Doughty.
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Seely.Nay but vnderſtand me neighbor Doughty.
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Doughty.Good maſter Seely I do underſtand you, and over
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and over underſtand you ſo much, that I could e’ene bluſh at
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your fondneſſe; and had I a ſonne to ſerve mee ſo, I would con-
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ure a di vell out of him.
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See.Alas he is my childe.
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Dough.No, you are his childe to live in feare of him, indeed
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they ſay oldmen become children againe, but before I would
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become my childes childe, and make my foot my head, I would
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ſtand upon my head, and kick my heels at the ſkies.
Enter Gregory.
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See.You do not know what an only ſon is, O ſee, he comes
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now if you can appeaſe his anger toward me, you ſhall doe an
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act of timely charity.
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Dou.It is an office that I am but weakly verſd in
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To plead to a ſonne in the fathers behalfe,
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Bleſſe me what lookes the deviliſh young Raſcall
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Frights the poore man withall!
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Greg.I wonder at your confidence, and how you dare ap-
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peare before me.
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Doug.A brave beginning.
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See.O ſonne be patient.
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Greg.It is right reverend councell, I thanke you for it, I ſhall
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ſtudy patience ſhall I, while you practice waies to begger mee,
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ſhall I?
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Dough.Very handſome.
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See.If ever I tranſgreſſe in the like againe—
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Greg.I have taken your word too often ſir and neither can
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nor will forbeare you longer.
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Dough.What not your Father Mr. Gregory?
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Greg.Whats that to you ſir?
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Dough.Pray tell me then ſir, how many yeares has hee to
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ſerve you.
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Gre.What do you bring your ſpokeſman now, your advocat,
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What ſee goes out of my eſtate now,for his Oratory?
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Dou.Come I muſt tell you, you forget your ſelfe,
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And in this foule unnaturall ſtrife wherein
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You trample on your father. You are falne
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Below humanitie. Y’are ſo beneath
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The title of a ſonne, you cannot clayme
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To be a man, and let me tell you were you mine
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Thou ſhouldſt not eat but on thy knees before me.
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See.O this is not the way.
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This is to raiſe Impatience into fury.
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I do not ſeek his quiet for my eaſe,
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I can beare all his chidings and his threats
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And take them well, very exceeding well,
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And finde they do me good on my owne part,
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Indeed they do reclaim me from thoſe errors
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That might impeach his fortunes, but I feare
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Th’ unquiet ſtrife within him hurts himſelfe,
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And waſtes or weakens Nature by the breach
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Of moderate ſleepe and dyet; and I can
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No leſſe than grieve to finde my weakneſſes
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To be the cauſe of his affliction,
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And ſee the danger of his health and being.
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Dou.Alas poore man? Can you ſtand open ey’d
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Or dry ey’d either at this now in a Father?
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Greg.Why, if it grieve you, you may look of ont,
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I have ſeen more than this twice twenty times,
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And have as often bin deceiv’d by his diſſimulations
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I can ſee nothing mended.
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Dou.He is a happy fire that has brought up his ſon to this.
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See.All ſhall be mended ſon content your ſelfe,
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But this time forget but this laſt fault.
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Greg.Yes, for a new one to morrow.
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Dou.Pray Mr. Gregory forget it, you ſee how
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Submiſſive your poore penitent is, forget it,
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Forget it, put it out o’ your head, knocke it
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Out of your braines. I proteſt, if my Father,
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Nay if my fathers dogge ſhould have ſayd
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As much to me, I ſhould have embrac’t him.
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What was the treſpaſſe? It c’ud not be ſo hainous.
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Greg.Wel Sir, you no, ſhall be a Iudge for all your jeering.
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Was it a fatherly part thinke you having a ſonne
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To offer to enter in bonds for his nephew, ſo to indanger
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My eſtate to redeeme his morgage.
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See.But I did it not ſonne?
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Gre.I know it very well, but your dotage had done it,
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If my care had not prevented it.
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Dou.Is that the buſineſſe: why if he had done it, had hee not
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bin ſufficiently ſecur’d in having the morgage made over to
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himſelfe.
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Greg.He does nothing but practice waies to undo himſelfe,
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and me: a very ſpendthrift, a prodigall ſire, hee was at the Ale
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but tother day, and ſpent a foure-penny club.
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See.’Tis gone and paſt ſonne.
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Greg.Can you hold your peace ſir? And not long ago at the
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Wine he ſpent his teaſter, and two pence to the piper,
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That was brave was it not?
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See.Truely we were civily merry. But I have left it.
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Greg.Your civility have you not? For no longer agoe than
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laſt holiday evening he gam’d away eight double ring’d tokens
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on a rubbers at bowles with the Curate, and ſome of his idle
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companions.
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Dou.Fie Mr. Gregory Seely is this ſeemely in a ſonne.
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You’le have a rod for the childe your father ſhortly I feare.
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Alaſſe did hee make it cry? Give me a ſtroke and Ile beat him,
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Bleſſe me, they make me almoſt as mad as themſelves.
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Greg.’Twere good you would meddle with your own mat-
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See.Sonne, ſonne. (ters ſir.
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Greg.Sir, Sir, as I am not beholden to you for houſe or Land,
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for it has ſtood in the name of my an-
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ceſtry the Seelyes above two hundred yeares, ſo will I
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look you leave all as you found it.
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Law.What is the matter con yeow tell?
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Greg.O Lawrence, welcom, Thou wilt make al wel I am ſure.
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Law.Yie whick way con yeow tell, but what the foule evill
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doone yee,heres ſick an a din.
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Dou.Art thou his man fellow ha? that talkeſt thus to him?
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Law.Yie ſir, and what ma’ yoew o’that, he mainteynes me
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to rule him, and i’le deu’t, or ma’ the heart weary o’the weambe
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on him.
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Dou.This is quite upſide downe, the ſonne controlls the fa-
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ther, and the man overcrowes his maſters coxſcombe, ſure they
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are all bewitch’d.
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Greg.’Twas but ſo, truely Lawrence; the peeviſh old man
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vex’t me, for which I did my duty, in telling him his owne, and Mr.
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Doughty here maintaines him againſt me.
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Law.I forbodden yeow to meddle with the old carle, and
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let me alone with him, yet yeow ſtill be at him, hee ſerv’d yeow
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but weell to baſt ye for’t, ant he were ſtronk enough, but an I
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ſaw foule with yee an I ſwaddle yee not favorly may my girts
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braſt.
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See.Prethee good Lawrence be gentle and do not fright thy
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Maſter ſo.
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Law.Yie, at your command anon.
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Dough.Enough good Lawrencee, you have ſaid enough.
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Law.How trow yeou that? A fine World when a man can-
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not be whyet at heame for buſie brain’d neighpors.
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Dou.I know not what to ſay to any thing here,
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This cannot be but witchcraft.

Enter Ioane and Winny.

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Win.I cannot indure it nor I will not indure it.
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Dou.Hey day! the daughter upon the mother too.
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Win.One of us two, chuſe you which, muſt leave the houſe,
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wee are not to live together I ſee that, but I will know, if there
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be Law in Lancaſhire for’t, which is fit firſt to depart the houſe
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or the World, the mother or the daughter.
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Ioane.Daughter I ſay.
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Win.Do you ſay the daughter, for that word I ſay the mother,
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unleſſe you can prove me the eldeſt, as my diſcretion almoſt war-
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rant it, I ſay the mother ſhall out of the houſe or take ſuch cour-
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ſes in it as ſhall ſort with ſuch a houſe and ſuch a daughter.
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Joan.Daughter I ſay, I wil take any courſe ſo thou wilt leave
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thy paſſion; indeed it hurts thee childe, I’le ſing and be merry,
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weare as fine clothes, and as delicate dreſſings as thou wilt
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have me, ſo thou wilt pacifie thy ſelfe, and be at peace with me.
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Win.O will you ſo, in ſo doing I may chance to looke
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upon you, Is this a fit habite for a handſome young Gentlewo-
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mans mother, as I hope to be a Lady, you look like one o’ the
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Scottiſh wayward ſiſters, O my hart has got the hickup, and all
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lookes greene about me, a merry ſong now mother, and thou
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ſhalt be my white girle.
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Ioan.Ha, ha, ha! ſhe’s overcome with joy at my converſion.
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Dough.She is moſt evidently bewitcht.

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Ioane.There was a deft Lad and a Laſſe fell in love,
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with a fa la la, fa la la, Langtidowne dilly;
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With kiſſing and toying this Maiden did prove,
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with a fa la la, fa la la, Langtidowne dilly;
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So wide ith waſt, and her Belly ſo high,
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That unto her mother the Maiden did cry,
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O Langtidowne dilly, O Langtidowne dilly,
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fa la la Langtidowne, Langtidowne dilly.

Enter Parnell.
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Parn.Thus wodden yeou doone and I were dead, but while
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live yoeu fadge not on it, is this aw the warke yeou con
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fine?
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Dough.Now comes the Mayd to ſet her Miſtreſſes to work.
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VVin.Nay pri’thee ſweet Parnell, I was but chiding the
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old wife for her unhandſomneſſe, and would have been at my
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work preſently, ſhe tels me now ſhe will weare fine things,
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and I ſhall dreſſe her head as I liſt.
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Dough.Here’s a houſe well govern’d?
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Parn.Dreſſe me no dreſſings, leſſen I dreſſe yeou beth, and
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learne a new leſſon with a wainon right now, han I bin a ſer-
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vant here this halfe dozen o’ yeares, and con I ſee yeou idler
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then my ſelve!
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Ioa. VVin.Nay prithee ſweet Parnell content, & hark thee– –
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Dough.I have knowne this, and till very lately, as well go-
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vern’d a Family as the Country yeilds, and now what a neſt of
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ſeverall humors it is growne, and all divelliſh ones, ſure all the
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VVitches in the Country, have their hands in this home-ſpun
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medley; and there be no few ’tis thought.
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Parn.Yie, yie, ye ſhall ye ſhall, another time, but not naw
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I thonke yeou, yeou ſhall as ſoone piſſe and paddle in’t, as ſlap
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ſhoine, to be whyet, I cannot be whyet, nor I wonnot be why-
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et, to ſee ſicky doings I.
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Lawr.Hold thy prattle Parnell, aw’ com’d about a weene
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a had it, wotſt thou what Parnell? wotſt thou what? o deare,
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wotſt thou what?
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Parn.What’s the fond wexen waild trow I.
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Lawr.We han bin in love theſe three yeares, and ever wee
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had not enough, now is it com’d about that our love ſhall be at
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an end for ever, and a day, for wee mun wed may hunny, we
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mun wed.
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Parn.What the Deowl ayles the lymmer lowne, bin thy
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braines broke lowſe trow I.
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Lawr.Sick a waddin was there never i’ Loncoſhire as ween
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couple at on Monday newſt.
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Par.Awa awaw, ſayn yeou this ſickerly, or done you but
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jaum me?
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Lawr.I jaum thee not nor flam thee not, ’tis all as true as
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booke, here’s both our Maſters have conſented and concloyded,
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and our Miſtreſſes mun yeild toyt, to put aw houſe and lond and
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aw they have into our hands.
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Parn.Awa, awaw.
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Lawr.And we mun marry and be maſter and dame of aw.
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Parn.Awa, awaw.
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Lawr.And theyn be our Sijourners, becauſe they are weary
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of the world, to live in frendibleneſſe, and ſee what will come
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Par.Awa, awaw, agone. (on’t.
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Seel. & Greg.Nay ’tis true Parnell, here’s both our hands
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on’t, and give you joy.
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Ioan. & VVin.And ours too, and ’twill be fine Ifackins.
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Parn.Whaw, whaw, whaw, whaw!
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Dou.Here’s a mad buſineſſe towards.
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Seel.I will beſpeake the Gueſts.
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Greg.And I the meat:
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Ioan.I’le dreſſe the dinner, though I drip my ſweat.
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Law.My care ſhall ſumptuous parrelments provide.
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Win.And my beſt art ſhall trickly trim the Bride.
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Parn.Whaw, whaw, whaw, whaw.
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Dough.And I will waite with wonder the event.
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Parn.Whaw, whaw, whaw, whaw.
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